Sunday, September 25, 2011
“cj, what were you thinking? It’s not like you to ignore the rules. I am very disappointed in you. I clearly stated that the exercise would be in dialogue, and you wrote a fanciful poem instead. You will have to write, ‘I will always read the rules carefully’ 100 times on the blackboard.”
“Please, Mrs. Jenny, may I do it another time? I have softball practice, and Coach will have my hide if I miss it.”
“Young lady, you are responsible for your own actions and the consequences thereof. You may be accountable to Coach, but right now, I own you. Start writing.”
“Jenny, you’ve had one drink already. Are you seriously ordering another Martini?”
“I’m seriously ordering another Martini. You don’t know what a challenge and a pain in my backside that Schlottman girl can be.
© cjschlottman 2011