5 years ago
Sunday, September 25, 2011
cj Gets it Right @ Small Stories and Such
“cj, what were you thinking? It’s not like you to ignore the rules. I am very disappointed in you. I clearly stated that the exercise would be in dialogue, and you wrote a fanciful poem instead. You will have to write, ‘I will always read the rules carefully’ 100 times on the blackboard.”
“Please, Mrs. Jenny, may I do it another time? I have softball practice, and Coach will have my hide if I miss it.”
“Young lady, you are responsible for your own actions and the consequences thereof. You may be accountable to Coach, but right now, I own you. Start writing.”
Later............
“Jenny, you’ve had one drink already. Are you seriously ordering another Martini?”
“I’m seriously ordering another Martini. You don’t know what a challenge and a pain in my backside that Schlottman girl can be.
© cjschlottman 2011
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Hahahaha!!! You are redeemed!!! What's not to love??
Hahahaha CJ that was brilliant!~Ames
For those of you who read my first entry, this will make sense. For those who haven't, it will make sense if you scroll down to "i seriously am" to see that it was a poem - not one word of dialogue!
haha that jenny this was good i liked your poem too
Excellent - but don't be so hard on yourself;-)
Oh poor you...I did the same with mine...added expressions to dialogue, then deleted them after reading a few posts. and added extra dialogue...enjoyed this punishment of yours. I am afraid.
Bwahahaha! This made me laugh out loud. Do you have writer's cramp? Kat (Oh, and btw, I think you always get it right CJ)
Aw, it was okay. You were having a rough week. I hope things are better. I did love this new Centus though. It was fun.
hahahaha. Loved it. but now I'm fearful that we will get something even worse next week. YOu know how Jenny gets when someone spits in her cherrios. :)
haha...someone else accused of spitting in JM's cheerios... cheerios and vodka? hmmm....doesn't sound so good to me. ;)
You always amuse, CJ. I especially like that you poke fun of yourself.
Now I get - you're driving Jenny to drink so she's coming up with wacky assignments. Oh well, keep doing what you're doing. It's working.
Cheers,
xoRobyn
Love it, CJ!
=D
Loved this! Too funny. We can't be expected to get ALL the rules right, can we? Good job. laurie
OMGosh, now that is clever ! Take that Jenny !!! ( breaking the rules a little can be so fun, loved your poem too ! ) *wink*
Thanks for making me spit out my ice water!
You are brilliant!
I totally loved this!
Girl...you are on my 'gonna meet someday in person' list big time!
I absolutely adore your style!
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