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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Nuts! @ Small Stories and Stuff

This is my take on Jenny's Matlock's Saturday Centus prompt for the week. To read all the rules and join in, just click on the her button on my sidebar. Also, treat yourself to a trip over to her blog, ....off on my tangent

This week's prompt: "This is the scariest story I've ever heard..." You will find it in bold italics.


NUTS!


“Good Lord, Hazel, Macadamia Plantation is down to one bed - The Filbert Suite. I’ve been trying to save it for a VIP, perhaps Jumbo Cashew, but it being Halloween, it looks like we are going to have to give it to Peanut.”

“He’s delusional, thinks the folks over at Skippy are after him and his family to make peanut butter. They’re a large group, so they would make a nice jarful.”

“He needs medication. I gave him some Trazabone, and he turned into a skeleton and hung himself from an IV pole, clacked his teeth and said ‘Nuts’!”

“Now, this is the scariest story I've ever heard."

18 comments:

gautami tripathy said...

I really liked this!

perception

Viki said...

LOL, cute story. Very funny.

Jackie said...

I'm thinking it is the funniest Lol together with Viki

Sue said...

LOVED this one. So clever.

=)

Judie said...

A bunch of scary NUTS! Love it!

Ames said...

You are too funny. Or is the word I'm looking for nuts?? :D ~Ames

My name is PJ. said...

Very creative take on the prompt!!

Kat said...

This made me laugh out loud. Delusional peanuts? This was a fun use of the prompt! Kat

Jenners said...

So funny!!! And those folks over at Skippy are relentless!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

If they have to go the peanut butter route, better Skippy than those maniacs at Jif!

Funny post today!

jfb57 said...

An interesting take on the prompt. Well done for getting in all the different nuts!

Tina said...

brilliant and very clever. your nuts ;)

Tina from Mummy Diaries

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

I love a writer who plays with words like this. It's great. I'm nuts enough to follow you, too.
xoRobyn

Terra said...

Hilarious! Loved it!

Cheryl said...

Mwahahahahaha! Your mind is a twisted mess of awesome.

Anna said...

This was fun! Very creative! Love this!
Best wishes,
Anna
Anna's & Sara's SC-post Week 25

Tgoette said...

Without a doubt the nuttiest Centus of all time! Great job with this, Claudia!

Jenny said...

What a TREAT!

I waited until Halloween to read these scary stories and this just totally cracked me up!

You are such a nut!

Thank you for this SC link. I loved this!